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02

Sep

newdisaster:

You know, Guardians of the Galaxy was not the first film I’ve watched in which Vin Diesel voiced a character that barely spoke and yet destroyed me with a single line of dialogue

need I remind you

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(Source: 9fail)

01

Sep

cracked:

Soon as you call that out as the bullshit it is, you might actually get to be a happy couple.
5 Cynical Marriage Tips Every Couple Needs to Learn

#4. Know Your Partner CAN’T Complete You
It’s a sweet notion, but eff that You Complete Me speech right in the booty hole. If you get to a point in your life where you think you’re incomplete without (blank), something’s gone wrong and you’re setting yourself up for years of heartache. Hinging your lifetime of happiness on the actions, reactions, and erections of another human is as reckless as laying down your life savings on the bet that Tupac and Biggie are still alive and sharing a garage apartment in Iowa. It’s a nice thought, but not a good bet.

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cracked:

Soon as you call that out as the bullshit it is, you might actually get to be a happy couple.

5 Cynical Marriage Tips Every Couple Needs to Learn

#4. Know Your Partner CAN’T Complete You

It’s a sweet notion, but eff that You Complete Me speech right in the booty hole. If you get to a point in your life where you think you’re incomplete without (blank), something’s gone wrong and you’re setting yourself up for years of heartache. Hinging your lifetime of happiness on the actions, reactions, and erections of another human is as reckless as laying down your life savings on the bet that Tupac and Biggie are still alive and sharing a garage apartment in Iowa. It’s a nice thought, but not a good bet.

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hydrogyne:

10.10.22

synchronized catting

helloradness:

if white people hate kanye west for being “self-obsessed” and “arrogant” why dont they hate robert downey jr too

(Source: gaydicks420)

mszombi:

Why did this make me laugh so hard?

BEES

mszombi:

Why did this make me laugh so hard?

BEES

(Source: feel-insane)

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)